Aberforth Dumbledore

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[Warded to Remus Lupin]

So. Olaf. What's the real story here? Because I'm not inclined to believe his drunken recollections because they're always wrong and his whining is starting to irritate me. I'd like to be able to pull his teeth. Metaphorically speaking.

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I've just bought a new flock of goats. I've already got flocks of Angoras and Cashmeres to produce wool and a flock of Boer goats for meat. Now I've added a nice flock of British Alpine goats for milk and cheese production. Right useful animal, the goat.

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Just a note to those who chose to see in the New Year at the Hog's Head last night, anything you leave in the pub will become my personal property to do what I will with if it’s unclaimed after 72 hours. Unless it’s the brassiere I found in the corner this morning. That’ll go to Mrs Thingummy down the road. She likes a nice frilly piece of nonsense and it's guaranteed to earn me dinner and a couple of hours of genteel flirting followed by an hour or so of not-so-genteel flirting and then it's anyone's guess. Always a nice way to spend an evening.

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